The Good Old 2-for-1

2010 Pretty In Pinstripes Challenge Tracker: Entry #45.a – 5/25/10 – Yankees @ Twins




Semi-Final Score: Yankees 0, Twins 0.





Is it me, or did AJ Burnett seem to pitch better in the rain? He had a little bit of a shaky time during  a couple of innings, but he managed to get himself out of trouble, and shut the Twins out through five innings. This was a good start from AJ Burnett, even though the rain cut it short. Had the game continued, he could have probably pitched into the seventh inning, since he finished the fifth with 75 pitches.

What was particularly funny was seeing the Twins’ crew reacting to rain. They had been playing in a dome for nearly three decades, so this was the first time in a long time that they had to brave the elements during a baseball game. They obviously weren’t used to it. One official even said (I’m paraphrasing here): “Since we haven’t had experience with this sort of thing, we went by the official rules set by Major League Baseball. This is all very new to us, but we made the decisions in accordance with official rules.”

It was cute to see such uncertainty when it came to rain delays or game suspensions. We’re used to it, and rain is a regular thing for us to suffer through in the first couple of months of the season. It was also nice to see that we were a part of history: This was the first rain-out in the new ballpark. 

I think the rain during this game woke up Twins’ fans, and made them realize that it’s important to check the weather forecasts before baseball games. That is something they hadn’t done for almost 30 years.

Anyway, the game is suspended until tomorrow. The game will be picked up from the sixth inning, and everything will be exactly the same as it was left off. AJ Burnett needs the Yankees to score in the first inning of the resumed game (which will be the top of the sixth) to put him in line for his first win since facing the Baltimore Orioles earlier this month.




2010 Pretty In Pinstripes Challenge Tracker: Entry #45.b – 5/26/10 – Yankees @ Twins




Final Score: Yankees 1, Twins 0.




Picking up where we left off the night before, the game started in the top of the sixth inning. Duensing was on the mound for the Minnesota Twins, trying to hold onto the shutout that Scott Baker began the night before. After striking out Kevin Russo on three pitches, Duensing seemed to be on a roll. Then, Captain Clutch stepped up to the plate.
Derek Jeter blasted a solo home run off of the Twin’s lefty, putting the Yankees on the board and taking the lead. AJ Burnett needed the Yankees to score in the first inning of the resumed game (which was the top of the sixth) to put him in line for a win. Who other than our Captain would have his teammate’s back like that? Indeed, Jeter’s home run put Burnett en-route to his first win since facing the Orioles earlier this month.
No one thought that the 1-0 score would hold up, not with the Twins’ lineup, so we were hoping that our bats would at least pad this lead to secure a win for us, and a win for AJ.
They didn’t do that, but the result was still sweet for the team, and for AJ. It would have been a shame to see Burnett’s efforts the night before go to waste.
In the bottom of the sixth inning, David Robertson was on the mound to preserve the lead, and keep us on track for the win. The first batter he faced was Joe Mauer, who is never pleasant to face. Mauer hit a rocket right onto Dave Robertson’s derriere, and we all cringed at the sight and sound of it. Yes, the sound. We heard that ball pop off of D-Rob’s backside. The ball bounced off the butt (hello, alliteration) of Robertson, and right into Alex Rodriguez’s glove. Joe Mauer was out.
For a split-second, we all panicked. With the string of injuries that the Yankees had been suffering from recently, the first thought on my mind upon seeing Robertson get hit was “Oh no. Not another one. Please stop hurting our players!“ 
There was a visit to the mound to check on Robertson to see if he was alright. Robertson was okay, and a huge sigh of relief spread amongst the Yankee Faithful. Thank God he’s okay. The last thing we need is another player injured, especially a bullpen pitcher.
In the same inning Derek Jeter gave us some of that Jeterian Magic. He made a Vintage Jeter jump-throw to end the inning and save the day. I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve seen Jeter’s jump-throw over the years, but I’m still in awe every time I see it. It was as beautiful as it has always been. 
So, in one inning, Derek Jeter hit the game-winning home run, and made an amazing defensive play to preserve it. Concurrently, Captain Clutch told all of his haters to collectively suck it.
David Robertson went on to get two more outs, before Joba Chamberlain relieved him. Chamberlain then continued to pitch, and had a beautiful eighth inning. He handed the ball over to God who, of course, got the save.
None of us thought that a 1-0 lead would hold up, but it did. Our three pitchers deserve the highest of praise for their efforts in this game. We can’t always blow-out the opposition by scoring a dozen runs. We need to be able to win these one-run games if we want glory. That’s what we did last season, and hopefully we’ll be continuing to do so this season.

The Voice Of Reason

2010 Pretty In Pinstripes Challenge Tracker: Entry #44 – 5/23/10 – Yankees @ Mets




Final Score: Yankees 4, Mets 6.




In the heat of the moment, we all say things that we don’t mean. That’s why you take a deep breath, walk it off, and go back to thinking clearly.
So, now that I’ve calmed down, and removed my face from the palm of my hand, I’m going to be the voice of reason.
We’re going through a rough patch right now. There’s no doubt about that. It feels like we’re imploding. We went through the week from Hell, and I’m glad we have an off-day. The fans need a day off as much as the players do.
Having said that, I’m glad we imploded in the middle of May, rather than the middle of August or September. If you think implosions in May are bad, talk to a Mets fan. They’d love an implosion in May if it meant a good September. No team wins 162 games in the season. Every team has mini-implosions, and goes on losing streaks. I’m glad it’s happening now, not later.
I hope that the “A-Rod sucks” comments I heard from Yankees fans were all in the heat of the moment. I’d hate to be you if you actually thought that. 
This game all came down to an Alex Rodriguez at-bat. He could have given us the lead, but he didn’t. When he failed to do so, Yankees fans started ripping him apart. Really, people? Where was the rest of the lineup all game? I can’t believe I have to say this: Alex Rodriguez isn’t to blame for this loss.
In the ninth inning, when we’re down by two runs, and we have two out and two men on… who would YOU want at the plate? Personally, I’d want Alex Rodriguez. Yes, he didn’t get the job done this time, but how many time has he been successful? Too many to count.
The team sucks right now. There’s no hiding that. But with the team that we have, healthy, there is nothing that makes me worry about this season.
Some people say “the bullpen is a disgrace”. Well, remember that a few guys we depend on in the bullpen were out for a while. Aceves still isn’t back. Mariano was out for a while, and so was Chan Ho Park. The rest of our arms got overworked out of necessity, because our starting pitchers (except for Javy) all decided to crap the bed in the same week.
When the bullpen pitchers are overworked, their pitching is going to suffer. I don’t mean overworking one pitcher, I mean overworking EVERY pitcher. It was necessary.
I don’t always agree with Joe Girardi’s pitching changes, but I have to give him credit for managing to keep a regular rotation in bullpen usage amidst this insanity. Can you imagine what Joe Torre would have done if three of his bullpen pitchers were out? Here’s a hint: Scott Proctor’s arm.
Joe Girardi is still managing to keep order by spreading out the bullpen’s workload. Girardi’s bullpen management is wonderful. I think he does an amazing job overall. I don’t agree with some of his in-game pitching changes, but that doesn’t mean I don’t like his bullpen management. There’s a big difference between a wrong in-game pitching change decision, and overall bad bullpen management.
There is no ONE arm in the bullpen that is overworked, even though our starting pitchers (except for Javy) all decided to have crappy starts in the same week. That says something about our manager. It says that he knows what he’s doing when it comes to managing the ‘pen.
Try as I may, I cannot, for the life of me, find an explanation for Mark Teixeira. We brushed April off, because he always suffers in the first month of the season. Why hasn’t he been hitting well in May either? He’s not injured, and he’s being protected by Rodriguez in the lineup. There are no excuses or explanations for his bad numbers. He just needs to start hitting. Simple as that. When he does, watch out. He will be on fire. He has to make up for carrying a .200 batting average through May. 
Now, what will it take for Teixeira to start hitting again? More granola bars?
One last thing I want to address, is a comment I heard from a fellow Yankees fan:
“Javier Vazquez pitched amazingly against the Mets. This is proof that he belongs in the National League”.
Ladies and gentlemen, this is what we call “Mike’d Up Logic“. Why? Because it sounds like something Mike Francesa would say, and not the words of an intelligent baseball fan.
Give me a break. If anyone looked like the National League team in this series, it was the Yankees. What more does Javier Vazquez have to do to earn even a little bit of faith and respect around here? He pitched wonderfully against the Tigers, but did
n’t get the win. He shut out the Mets, and got the win. Can you give the man a chance?
With that Mike’d Up mentality, we can say that since CC Sabathia was owned by the Mets, in a World Series with the National League team having homefield advantage, CC shouldn’t be our ace. Javy should.
That’s Mike’d Up logic for you, and if you agree with the above quotation, you’re just as ridiculous.

This Helps

2010 Pretty In Pinstripes Challenge Tracker: Entry #43 – 5/22/10 – Yankees @ Mets




Final Score: Yankees 3, Mets 5.




To deal with this past week, I’ve found that this helps:





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Not Particularly Proud of This Win…

2010 Pretty In Pinstripes Challenge Tracker: Entry #42 – 5/21/10 – Yankees @ Mets




Final Score: Yankees 2, Mets 1.




… but I’ll take it.
Considering how crappy the Yankees have been this past week, I’m not about to get picky over how we win. I just want us to win.
Javier Vazquez pitched a 6-inning gem. He finished the sixth inning with 70 pitches, and could have pitched for at least another two innings. Why didn’t he? Because he hurt his finger while laying down a bunt. Boy, isn’t that the way this year seems to be going for Javy? Can’t catch a freaking break. If it isn’t the weather, it’s a bruised finger. I hope he doesn’t miss a start over this.
It’s a good thing our offense managed to score a couple of runs, because they were absolutely comatose after that.
Don’t get me started on our offense. I don’t understand what their deal is. Yes, I know that the team as a whole is suffering from injuries, but what does that have anything to do with the hitters that are healthy? They’re not producing either! 
The lineup isn’t like the bullpen. If a relief pitcher is injured, the entire bullpen suffers, because they’ll have to be overworked to compensate. In the batting lineup, our hitters are expected to hit every day, so an injury in the bottom of the lineup has no effect on the top of the order. I don’t understand what is wrong with our hitters, all I know is that it better get fixed soon.
Other teams are gaining ground, and we need to wake up soon.
I’m not going to go on any further. It was a win, so it was good. Like I said, I’m not particularly proud of it, but hey, when you’ve had the week that we’ve had, you’ll take a win any way you can get it.

Roasted

2010 Pretty In Pinstripes Challenge Tracker: Entry #41 – 5/20/10 – Rays @ Yankees




Box Score:

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Well, the week from Hell is over. Well, almost over. We’ll make it out alive. Not exactly sane, but we’ll still be breathing.
I’m not talking about the Yankees, of course. They’ll definitely be alive. The Yankees are in a good place. 25-16 is a good record to have in May.
I’m talking about Yankees fans. 
Show of hands, how many of you have ulcers after this week? *raises hand*
Now, how many of you have ulcers that developed their own ulcers because of this week? *raises hand*

We knew ahead of time that this week was going to be the most difficult week yet. We faced two of our division rivals. First, the Red Sox, who magically seem to find their strengths against us. Then, the Tampa Bay Rays, who are hotter than hot right now. I was nervous going into this week. I honestly expected us to sweep the Red Sox, and get swept by the Rays. Well, I was half-right.
Anyway, what an emotionally exhausting week. Oh but
it’s not over! We face our inner-city rivals next! If we don’t beat the Mets, I’ll have to beat something. Probably to a bloody pulp. 

*Meet the Mess. Meet the Mets. Step right up and beat the Mets!*
Listen, I’m the Queen of Cool and Calm when looking at the big picture. I don’t panic until our elimination number is in the single digits, and we’re on a losing streak in September. So don’t worry, I’m looking at the big picture here. 
We’ve been suffering through a lot of injuries, and our bench is pretty much depleted. We called up Chad Moeller to be our backup catcher while Posada is out. Basically, Chad Moeller will be warming the bench for the vast majority of the next month. Nick Swisher is back, so at least we won’t have to suffer through Marcus Thames in right field anymore.
I wonder how Marcus “Dumb*ss Of The Year” Thames is doing? *Who gets hurt like that? Really? Who does that?!*
While I do see, and appreciate, the big picture, weeks like this week hurt. It’s not easy to endure losses like these, as a fan.
You know what? I’m not going to write about this game. I’m sick of repeating the same thing I’ve said about every other game this week… 
It’s only May. *blah blah blah* He was due for a bad start. *blah blah* We knew he wouldn’t win every game this season. *blah* Randy [expletive] Winn *blah blah* These injuries are killing us *BLAH*



What’s the point of repeating myself? You’ve heard it all before, so why should I say it again? Do I really need to recap this game for you? Look at the damn boxscore, it says it all.
We failed once again, boys and girls. I usually try to find excuses for our players sucking in a game, and these excuses are usually legitimate. I just believe in giving your players the benefit of the doubt. Especially the team that we have this year. You know what, though? They’ve already given me enough ulcers to warrant some sort of negative reaction from me.
So, in this post, I will step out of character for a bit, and just make fun of every player who played in this game. I will roast them one by one. Just talk trash to them. That should make me feel better.
Before I begin, let me make it very clear that NONE OF THIS is to be taken seriously. I love our players, and I love our team. This is just a way for me to let my frustration out.
Roasted nuts, anyone?

Andy Pettitte: I used to say “Andy can Pettitte”, but the only thing you should be petting is your toupee at the retirement home. Way to show us you’re not aging, grandpa. Stop hitting me with your cane! I’m getting off of your stupid lawn! Tell your Bridge partner Jamie Moyer to stop shouting at me, I’m not stealing his paper!
Derek Jeter: Captain Clutch? Yeah, not so much. If Minka isn’t clutching it right, give Kate Hudson a call. I hear she’s available. Do it soon before Dallas Braden calls her, and she dies of laughter.
Brett Gardner: You used to remind me of Speedy Gonzales. Now, you’re like that mouse who drew the short straw to decide on who should run in front of the cat, to get to the cheese factory. Like the mouse with the short straw, you got caught. 
Mark Teixeira: Your haircut doesn’t make you look like a switch-hitter, it makes you look like you flat-out bat for the other team. Those bangs must be getting in your eyes, because you can’t seem to tell the difference between a ball and a strike anymore. Call Fabio, or whoever the Hell your San Fransisco-esque hairdresser is, and tell him that Papelbon came onto you after the Red Sox game, thinking you were his type. That hairstyle has got to go.
Alex Rodriguez: Maybe you should give your cousin in the Dominican Republic a call…
Robinson Cano: Maybe you should conference call with A-Rod and his cousin…
Nick Swisher: Last I checked, you can’t hit the ball with your awesome attitude. So stop clowning around, and start getting some damn hits. I don’t care who you’re with or how awesome your hair is. Get some damn hits. Stop staying up late, talking to people on Twitter. Unless these people will hit home runs for you, GET SOME SLEEP!
Juan Miranda: You’re actually productive, but I have to roast you like I did the others. So… you make “DH” stand for “D*ck Head”.
Francisco Cervelli: Okay, that helmet was cute in Spring Training, but now you look like you should be licking short-bus windows. Need a towel to wipe the drool? Fasten your chin strap, Frankie! Stop hitting solid objects with your head, Frankie! Oy. We need a bigger helmet.
Randy Winn: You’re Randy Winn. 
David Robertson: So nice of you to join us. I’m so sorry that our little pesky baseball season interrupted your vacation from pitching. Obviously you were taking a break from it all in April, and half of May. The drunk, cross-dressing homeless man, who wanders around near my office building, could have pitched better than you in the first month-and-a-half of the season. I know you miss having Spring Break, but please try to do your job when you’re on the mound.
Chan Ho Park: I thought you got over your diarrhea weeks ago. Why are you still crapping your pants every time you step on the mound? It really stinks, Chopper. I’m not sure if something was “lost in translation” but, in America, when we say “give them sh*t”, we mean give them a hard time. We don’t mean “crap your pants and act like a drunken monkey flinging feces”. Actually, I’ve seen monkeys fling poo with more accuracy than your pitches. Get your sh*t right, Chan Ho. Chug a bottle of Pepto-Bismol before each game.
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There, like Chan Ho Park’s lunch, that crap is out of my system. Now, I open the floor to you, my loyal readers. If you feel frustrated with the loss, and would like to roast some players, feel free to do so in my comments section underneath this blog post. THIS IS ALL FOR FUN! So don’t take it too seriously, and don’t be offended. We all love our Yankees.
If I get funny ones, I’ll publish them in tomorrow’s blog post.

To Sum It All Up…

2010 Pretty In Pinstripes Challenge Tracker: Entry #40 – 5/19/10 – Rays @ Yankees




Box Score:

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Pre-game:
The loss the night before left me…
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The thought of facing the Rays made me…

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In-Game:

AJ Burnett often leaves me…

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He seems to be…
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All I have to say to AJ is…

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Through eight innings, our bats were…

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While the Rays’ bats…

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Boone Logan, I…
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… of you.
You’re still welcome in my…

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As long as you stay away from…

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Seeing Mark Melancon made me feel…
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Because he was brought in
to a situation that was…

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He still managed to…

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But then again, who didn’t?

Randy Winn at the plate, makes me…
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And Derek Jeter’s slump is making me…

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Brett Gardner got caught stealing…

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Marcus Thames stepped on his own bat, and hurt himself…

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And with Ramiro Pena in the outfield, we no longer have a bench…

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In the ninth inning, someone said…

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And our bats got…

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While the Rays’ bullpen…

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We started to have…

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But ended up…

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It was too little, too late, and the Yankees…

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Post-game:
Jorge Posada is out for a month…
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So I think we should just pick a dosage…

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And think of Andy Pettitte on the mound tomorrow…

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Rain On My Parade

2010 Pretty In Pinstripes Challenge Tracker: Entry #39 – 5/18/10 – Red Sox @ Yankees




Box Score:

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As we’re coming down from the high of our first walk-off win of the season, we get screwed.

Wow. Talk about raining on a parade.

I didn’t think there was going to be a game. I managed to wait until 1:30am my time, before all the reports about rain in New York made give in to temptation, and go to sleep. I got a message from a friend, 30 minutes before the game, to wake me up. So, I managed to sleep for two hours, and I was cranky and groggy. I’m fine when I don’t sleep at all, but when I’m tired, and only sleep for two hours, my mood is not very pleasant.
This game, overall, didn’t do much to improve my mood.
I’m currently suffering through an injury (severe muscle strain), so I’m pretty tired all day long. The pain and medication are exhausting me, so it took every ounce of strength in me to open my eyes and switch the game on.
When you’re sleepy, the last thing you want is a boring game. The game was pretty boring for the most part. I found myself complaining about it. Sure, we were leading the game, but not much was going on. The pace was slow. Extremely slow. Especially with Beckett taking forever to set up between pitches. So, I hoped that something interesting would happen.
Little did I know that the saying I’ve been hearing since I was a little child, would come back to bite me…
“Be careful what you wish for, lest it come true.”
I wished for a more exciting game, and it came back to slap me in the face. 
I have to hand it to our boys, they never fail to make things interesting. The previous game was excitement that ended in glory. This game was excitement that ended in horror.
On a night where our Ace was dominant through seven complete innings, one would think that our team would be able to hold onto a four-run lead and win the game. One would also be wrong in making such an assumption so lightly.
CC Sabathia pitched a “gutty” game, through mist and cold, and held the Red Sox to one run throughout. He gave up only four hits, and struck out five. It was a great start for Sabathia, who further proved that he is indeed a work-horse. 
Once again, it came down to our bullpen. Specifically, it came down to Joba Chamberlain and Mariano Rivera.
Joba Chamberlain was awful. There’s no other word to describe his performance in this game. His pitches were off, his velocity was down, and he was inefficient. In one inning of work, he gave up three earned runs on four hits, and a fourth run that was charged as an error. 
Three runs were his fault. 
This is unacceptable coming from a reliever. 
He isn’t pitching seven or eight innings, where three runs could be scattered and go unnoticed. He is in the extremely important role of “Setup Man”. that means his job is to come in and hold the lead for Mariano Rivera to save. He cannot give up three runs in one inning, and have an ERA of nearly 5 on the season. Not as our setup man. 
It wasn’t only this game, it was his last game as well. There seems to be a problem with Joba Chamberlain, and I don’t know what it is. If it were an injury, then we would have known about it. Whatever it is, he needs to work on it and get it fixed. With the rest of our bullpen being an absolute mess right now, we need a couple of our ‘pen pitchers to be reliable. Joba Chamberlain needs to be one of our reliable pitchers. There is no way out of that responsibility, not as long as he’s in pinstripes.
I’d like to take a moment here and ask:
“What the Hell were you thinking, Girardi?”
I agree with Joe putting Joba into the game. He’s our “8th Inning Guy”, and we want him to setup for Mariano. Any manager would have made the same choice. 
My problem with Girardi came when Joba Chamberlain was struggling, giving up base hits and runs. Normally, when a relief pitcher struggles with a couple of hitters, the pitching coach is sent out to the mound to check up on him, and calm him down. This didn’t happen with Joba Chamberlain. Joe Girardi didn’t send Dave Eiland out to the mound. They just left the guy in there to make a mess of things, and no one even talked to him.
Furthermore, we’ve all seen Girardi’s micromanagement in the past. We’ve seen him take pitchers out of a game while they’re cruising, and have already recorded two outs in the inning. Yet Joba Chamberlain gave up a couple of runs before recording a single out, and he was left in the game. What was that all about? 
Mariano Rivera pitched the ninth inning, and the Red Sox scored two runs. These runs were UNEARNED, therefore, Rivera cannot be faulted here. The Yankees defense was to blame for these. They messed up. They messed up bad.
Bill Coyle, a fellow Yankees fan, had this to say after the game:
“If it wasn’t for Marcus Thames, we would have been swept by the Red Sox. If it wasn’t for Marcus Thames, we could have swept the Red Sox.” 
Marcus Thames made a huge mistake in the outfield that allowed a run to score while Mariano was pitching. He called off Cano on a fly ball, and then he failed to catch it. 
Randy Winn was in the heat as well, because he swung at a “Ball Four” pitch to end the game. He also was playing the field a little too shallow, causing a fly ball to drop in for a hit, but that turned out to be Joe Girardi’s decision. 
Listen, in the heat of the moment, we all screamed obscenities at Thames, through our TVs and computers. I’m pretty sure the fans at the stadium did the same. Now that we’ve all had a chance to cool down, we can think a little more clearly. 
Marcus Thames and Randy Winn are not our strongest players, we all know that. We know that Thames is a failure in the outfield, and Randy Winn is a failure in the lineup. We dwell on that? Basically, you get what you pay for. What we need to remember is that we acquired both of these players to play off the bench. We did NOT acquire them to be regular starters. We’ve been plagued with a string of injuries, and that is the only reason they have bee
n starting. So, before we jump off the ledge and demand they’re released, let me tell you that they are good in the role for which they were originally chosen.
Of course, there was some umpiring failure once again (who do we have to bribe to get an umpire who knows how to call a strike?), but I’m not going to be *that fan* and blame our loss on the umpires. This loss was ours. 
The Red Sox didn’t win this game, the Yankees lost it. 
To me, that’s the worst kind of loss.
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Now, you probably need something to make you laugh after the devastating loss, and my depressing post. 
I found this on The Girl Who Loved Andy Pettitte blog. This flow chart is 100% comical, and is not to be taken seriously. But, as you know, every joke holds a degree of truth. This chart exaggerates, and makes fun of fans’ reactions to every loss. When I saw it, I laughed. 
(Click on the image to enlarge it.)
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Taste The Pie!

2010 Pretty In Pinstripes Challenge Tracker: Entry #38 – 5/17/10 – Red Sox @ Yankees




Box Score:
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You have your good ol’ American Apple Pie…
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And then you have your good ol’ Yankees walk-off pie…
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Which one tastes sweeter? Yankees fans across the globe will agree that it’s the latter.
On a night where things didn’t look to be going the Yankees’ way, two swings of our bats turned this game from the worst loss of the season, to the best win of the season so far. Why? Because it was our first walk-off win of the year!
Oh, and it didn’t hurt that it happened against the Red Sox, and specifically off of Jonathan Papelbon.
After many walk-off wins last year, we’ve been feeling a little deprived in 2010. The Yankees have been off to a hot start, despite the injuries, so we have very little to complain about as fans. We have been feeling that something’s been missing, though. That something is: The Pie.
We’ve had many games on the road so far this season, so the opportunity for a walk-off hasn’t presented itself much. In this game, however, it did, and our bats took full advantage of it.
Phil Hughes had a bad start. I wouldn’t read too much into this performance if I were you, we all knew his ERA wouldn’t stay at 1.38 all season. Hughes has enough confidence in his abilities to bounce back from this. Hopefully our clutch hitting gave him a moral boost as well, and he will dominate in his next start.
Our bullpen was absolutely horrendous. I was horrified by what I saw today. Whether it was Boone Logan (I’m heartbroken about this) or Chan Ho Park, our pitching today blew it. Boone Logan at least managed to recover from the solo home run he gave up, and pitched a double-play ball, and fielded the grounder to end the inning. That doesn’t excuse the home run, but it somewhat makes it easier to swallow. Park, on the other hand, got himself into quite a mess (dare I say, he crapped his pants?) and needed Damaso Marte to save him. 
Park pitched well in the seventh inning, and kept his sheet clean. He came in to pitch in the eighth, and gave up three runs (two home runs) on four hits, without getting any outs. That wasn’t very pretty, because he also gave up the lead. Damaso Marte came in to keep the deficit at two runs, and recorded the three outs. Marte came back to pitch in the ninth inning, and got two outs, before Javier Vazquez was brought in for the final out.
Vazquez threw five pitches, recorded the final Boston out of the game, and actually received cheers from the crowd at Yankee Stadium. Ironically, that five-pitch strikeout was enough work from Javy to get him his first home win of the season.
After the messiness from every pitcher in this game not named “Javier Vazquez”, the Yankees needed heroics in the bottom of the ninth inning. We needed the Bombers to live up to their names, and give us the lifeline we need to secure a home win.
The Red Sox brought in their self-overrating closer, Jonathan Papelbon, to get the save. We brought in the heart of our lineup to the matchup.
Alex Rodriguez asks his haters: “How does my clutchness taste, b*tches?”
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In true Bronx Bombing fashion, Alex Rodriguez came through in the clutch, once again. Anyone who has been doubting A-Rod’s power, can kiss his pinstriped Dominican butt. 
With Brett Gardner on base (who has a perfect record against Jonathan Papelbon), Rodriquez dropped an A-Bomb on the Red Sox. He blasted a two-run home run to tie the game. At the very least, we were going into extra innings, so we were happy that we hadn’t lost the game. 
How many times has A-Rod come through in the clutch for us? I lost count. All I know is that I am thankful he’s a Yankee. I would hate to be the team that has to face him.
This clutch home run from Rodriguez can be added to the game-winning home run against the Twins. I think we can safely say that A-Rod’s slugging is back from its early hiatus. 
Alex Rodriguez was one of our two heroes on the night. We’re used to having him as our hero, so very few of us were surprised by his home run. We were ecstatic, and we were cheering like crazy, but it came as no surprise.
I don’t know about you, but our second hero was a huge surprise to me.
Marcus Thames asks: “Melky, who?”
Okay, I think we’ve pretty much disproved the insane claim by some fans, that we need Melky Cabrera to get walk-off wins. While Melky seemed to shine in the walk-off role last season, Marcus Thames is here to tell us that he can do that, too.
Marcus Thames hit a walk-off home run. Who would have guessed?
I most certainly did not predict this. In the seventh inning, I did predict that we would get a walk-off win off of Jonathan Papelbon (and my Twitter Faithful will confirm this). I never imagined that it would co
me off of the bat of Marcus Thames.
After Papelbon hit Cervelli with a pitch, and put him on base, Marcus Thames came up to the plate thinking “Oh no you di’iiiiiin’t!” and quickly made him pay. He connected with the very first pitch he saw from the Boston closer, and blasted it for a two-run home run.
Thames gave us our first walk-off home run of the year, and he got the first walk-off home run of his career.
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If we win our 28th World Series Championship this year, you know that this Marcus Thames home run will be in the 2010 highlights reel.




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Uh… Woah… What… Huh?!

2010 Pretty In Pinstripes Challenge Tracker: Entry #37 – 5/16/10 – Twins @ Yankees




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Look at the box score.
Specifically at the 8th inning.

Joba Chamberlain and Mariano Rivera pitched that inning.
Joba loaded up the bases, and Mariano gave up the runs, including a grand slam.

To whom? To Jason Kubel, of all people.


I was watching the game online, and spent ten minutes, looking like this:
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Actually, I’ve been frozen like that ever since.

I have nothing else to say about this.
Let us never speak of it, ever again.

Bring on the Red Sox.



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Absence Makes The Heart Grow Fonder

2010 Pretty In Pinstripes Challenge Tracker: Entry #36 – 5/15/10 – Twins @ Yankees





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As if my heart could grow any fonder of Andy Pettitte, having one of his starts skipped made me miss him. Especially since his temporary replacement was Sergio Mitre.
It was amazing to see Andy back on the mound <insert innuendo here>. He came back as strong as he left off. He got his fifth win of the season, and showed domination.
Age is only a number. This number doesn’t seem to exist in Pettitte’s mind. He’s already won more than a third of the wins he got for us last season, and he shows no signs of slowing down.
Andy Pettitte laughs at your attempted curse, Sports Illustrated. He b*tchslapped the Injury Bug that seems to be going around the clubhouse. You’re not going to stop him!
In this game, Andy pitched 6.1 innings, giving up ZERO runs on two hits and three walks. If that isn’t a big “SCREW YOU” at age, I don’t know what is.
Just like when I talk about Phil Hughes, I sound like a broken record this year talking about Pettitte. He’s absolutely dominating. I already think he’s a hall of fame pitcher, but if he continues to dominate this year, I truly believer all the doubters will change their minds.
Keep it up, Andy! <insert sexual remark here>



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